AI dating-profile reality check

Your dating bio needs an honest friend.

Paste a bio or opening line. In about 10 seconds, RoastMate gives it a funny score, calls out what is not working, and hands you one fix worth using.

No sign-up. Nothing saved. No “be more authentic” filler.

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The RoastMate promise

10 seconds

Quick enough for the group chat, specific enough to change your profile.

Zero storage

Your awkward opener is analyzed, not added to a permanent scrapbook.

One useful fix

Every roast ends with a concrete move—not vague self-help confetti.

Three moves. One better bio.

A receipt for your romantic crimes.

RoastMate skips the corporate editor energy and gives you the kind of blunt, screenshot-ready feedback a sharp friend would send at 1am.

01

Drop the evidence

Paste your full dating bio, a Hinge prompt, or the opener you are currently overthinking. No account setup stands between you and the verdict.

02

Get the roast and score

AI reads the signal you are sending, scores it out of 10, and explains the problem with enough humor to make the truth go down easier.

03

Use the fix tonight

Walk away with one practical rewrite direction you can paste, adapt, or screenshot for a second opinion from the group chat.

Pricing without mixed signals

Roast now. Upgrade when it gets serious.

The core roast is free. A deeper rewrite tier is next—join now without pretending it is already available.

Free roast

$0

For the bio you need judged right now.

  • Honest score out of 10
  • Witty, specific roast
  • One concrete improvement
  • No account and nothing saved
Get roasted free

Coming next

Full rewrite mode

A paid upgrade planned for full bio rewrites, alternate openers, and deeper Hinge prompt help. Pricing will be announced before launch.

Join the early list

Your bio has gone unchecked long enough

Ten seconds to a less tragic profile.

Paste the line. Take the joke. Keep the fix.

Roast my profile